Pinelake HHH Run# 679
Saturday, Feb 19th 2:30 pm
INACOMP in Alpharetta
Hares: Breaststroke

BRIARS, WET LEGS AND ALL
 
AS WE STOOD AROUND WAITING FOR PH3 #679 TO BEGIN I HAD A FEELING THAT SOMETHING WAS MISSING. WHERE WAS MINNIE BREW, TODAY'S CO HARE? THE ANSWER CAME DURING THE CHALK TALK, WINTER STORMS HAD KEPT MINNIE BREW IN NY. OH WELL...WE HASHED ON ON. EVEN WITH THE START BEING WAY UP 400 SURPRISINGLY WE STARTED ON ON TIME. AS WE LEFT THE INACOM PARKING LOT FOR THE FIRST MARK OUR FRB, NIPLETS TWISTED HIS ANKLE. HE MANAGED TO BOUNCE BACK WHILE THE REST OF THE HOUNDS FORGED AHEAD THROUGH THE BIKE TRAILS COVERED WITH DOWN TREES & VERY SHARP BRIARS. THE RECENT ICE STORMS HAVE MADE HASHING QUITE FUN WITH DOWN TREES ALMOST EVERYWHERE YOU WOULD WANT TO HASH. THE BIKE TRAILS EVENTUALLY ENDED AND WE FOUND OURSELVES IN THE OPEN WOODS LOOKING FOR FLOUR. THE TRAIL WAS EXTREMELY WELL MARKED AND NO ONE SHOULD HAVE HAD A PROBLEM - EXCEPT FOR THE TWO VIRGINS THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT BACK TO THE ON IN. (DID WE EVER FIND THEM?) WE COULD SEE/HEAR 400 THROUGH THE WOODS AND I HAD A FEELING WE WOULD BE GOING UNDER OR AROUND IT VERY SHORTLY. AS EXPECTED WE HASHED THROUGH A VERYMUDDY, SLIPPERY & SMELLY SEWER TUNNEL. THE TUNNEL WAS A HIGHLIGHT OF THE HASH DUE TO THE NAILS STICKING OUT OF THE WALLS, THE DECLINING CEILING AND THE UNEVEN FLOOR. WITH MOST OF US SOAKED, UP TO OUR PRIVATES, THE BRIARS ALL OF A SUDDEN SEEMED TO HURT LESS. THAT IS TRUE UNLESS YOUR NAME IS TIRED DICK AND YOU CUT YOURSELF UP ON BARRBED WIRE. ASK HIM TO SEE THE SCARS! WE HASHED ON ON THROUGH THE NORTH WINDS OFFICE COMPLEX AND TOWARD NORTH POINT MALL. AS WE PASSED THE BACKSIDE OF THE MALL WE ENTERED A SUBDIVISION AND THE BACKYARD OF BREASTSTOKE'S HOUSE. TIP OF THE HAT TO THE SOLO HARE FOR A GREAT TRAIL!

ON OUT
BMG



YOUR HOUNDS:

DR DOO DOO, BOB BOYD, SOUXIE, SANDY SYLVESTER, STEVE KAMBRELL, STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES, AFTERBIRTH, PLACENTA, PENNY FOR YOUR TWATSS, MONTY & MARY MONTGOMERY, APRIL, SLEAZY RIDER, ERIC COCHRAN, KAPTAIN KRASH, BMG, ASSCRACKER, DEAD ROOT, TAILGUNNER, EZ CHEEKS, NIPLETS, BETH MCMAHON, SHIGGY PITTS, CHEETAH, BULLSHIT, TIRED DICK, KOJACKOFF, UH HUH BABY, SPREAD EAGLE, GEEZER PLEASER, & RATS ASS.
 
Down - downs were given for the following offenses:

(VIRGINS: MONTY & MARY MONTGOMERY, ERIN COCHRAN
ON VACATION MEANS ON VACATION: AFTERBIRTH
TOO LONG: PLACENTA, PENNY FOR YOUR TWATS, ASSCRACKER, GEEZER PLEASER
MOST BLOOD: TIRED DICK
CARRY OVER FROM LAST WEEK: CHEETAH
WHAT?: KAPTAIN KRASH
NAMING: APRIL NOW KNOWN AS MONK FISH

                                                                           R-U, BMG