Pinelake HHH Run# 678
Saturday, Feb. 12th 2:30 pm
Kelley Kofer Park (Tucker)
Hares: ButtNutt & Kaptain Krash

THIS WEEKS HASH WAS SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN BACK IN NOVEMBER BUT NEVER DID FOR SOME ODD REASON SO PH3 #678 TURNED OUT TO BE THE BELATED MARINE CORPS / VALENTINES DAY MASSACRE HASH. WE GOT OFF TO A LATE START DUE TO NOT HAVING A BIMBO AND HASH INSTRUCTIONS ABOUT FINDING NICK NACKS ON ON THE TRAIL. AFTER MANY PADDY WACK GIVE THE A DOG BONE JOKES WE LEFT THE KELLY KOFER PARK AT 2:42 HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THE WOODS AND OUR FIRST CHECK. NIPLETS TOOK IT UPON HIMSELF TO BE THE FIRST TO JUMP IN TO THE TOXIC BROWN SWAMP. TOO BAD FOR HIM THAT HE WAS OFF TRAIL AS THE REST OF THE PACK WENT ON OVER THE SWAMP AND REMAINED ON ON TRAIL. WE HASHED THROUGH THE WOODS AND LANDED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN TUCKER AT THE RAILROAD TRACKS ON MAIN STREET. MOST OF THE PACK WENT LEFT WHICH BROUGHT US BEHIND THE WAL MART SHOPPING CENTER. EVENTUALLY THE FLOUR STOPPED AT AN OPEN MAN HOLE WITH THE WORDS ON IN WRITTEN IN CHALK ON ON IT. I STARTED TO SING THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES THEME SONG AND WENT IN OR SHOULD I SAY WENT DOWN. AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HOLE WERE POCKET KNIVES FOR US TO GRAB AND A HUGE TUNNEL WITH GLOW STICKS ATTACHED TO THE SIDES FOR US TO GO THROUGH. AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL WAS A DROP OFF IN TO SOME MORE TOXIC WATER. I COULDN'T STOP THINKING OF THE SCENE FROM THE FUGITIVE - THATS WHAT IT WAS LIKE. I ENDED UP BEING SANDWICHED BETWEEN EZ CHEEKS AND BITER BEAVER IN THE TUNNEL - NOT SURE WHAT WENT ON ON BUT BOTH OF THEM CAME OUT WITH GLOW STICKS AND SMILES ON THEIR FACES! AS WE EXITED THE TUNNEL WE RAN IN TO PULL MY STRING WHO WAS TAKING THE LONG WAY AROUND THE MAN HOLE. THE FOUR OF US TOGETHER LANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF A BRIAR PATCH AS WE MADE OUR WAY TO THE BEGINNING OF A DRAINAGE PIPE WITH NEON STICKS ATTACHED TO THE SIDE. THE TUNNEL WAS DARK AND SLIMEY AND AT THE END THE HARES HAD US CLIMBLING ON ON A LADDER OUT OF IT. AFTER GOING BACK IN TO THE INDUSTRIAL PARK AND THE WOODS WE WE CAME AROSS OUR FAVORITE SHORT CUTTER SHORT STUMP WHO WAS COMPLETELY DRY AND LOOKING FOR TRUE TRAIL. AS WE FOUND IT HE WENT OFF IN ANOTHER DIRECTION. WE HASHED BACK THROUGH THE WOODS AND ON ON TO SOME MORE RAILROAD TRACKS UNTIL WE CAME TO THE ON IN. THE TRAIL ENDED IN THE PARKING LOT OF WHERE KAPTAIN KRASH WORKS. THERE WE ENJOYED $6 BEER, BIRTHDAY CAKE AND A TOUR OF THE FACILITY! THE HARE LINE SAID THAT THE TRAIL "WOULDN'T BE FOR THE WEAK AT HEART" BUT I KNOW OF ONE HARRIETTE THAT WAS WHIMPERING IN THE TUNNEL ABOUT RATS AND I HEAR SHE ALMOST LOST IT CLIMBING OUT OF THE TUNNEL BUT OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS A GREAT MARINE CORPS (BELATED) BIRTHDAY HASH!

ON OUT

- BMG



HOUNDS FOR # 678:

DR DOO DOO, PV SEMEN, CHETTAH, LOST CAUSE, PRIMER, SERVICE MY TOOL, PULL MY STRING, BULLSHIT, TIRED DICK, LIL WILLIE, BMG, EZ CHEEKS, LIL EASY, ROCK HUDSON, RATS ASS, NIPLETS, UH HUH BABY, RENE GUERBENO, ON THE RAG, BETH MEMAHON, BITER BEAVER, SPREAD EAGLE, SHIGY PITS & SHORT STUMP.

Down - downs were given for the following offenses:

RELAXING IN THE CIRCLE: DR DOO DOO, PRIMER, SERVICE MY TOOL & SHORT STUMP

JERKING OFF (BOTH HANDS!) IN THE CIRCLE: PV SEMEN

REPRESENTING THOSE THAT WENT THROUGH THE TUNNELS: BITER BEAVER

REPRESENTING THOSE THAT DIDN'T GO THROUGH THE TUNNEL: ON THE RAG

THE COURAGE TO REPRODUCE: TIRED DICK

SHOWING AFFECTION IN THE CIRCLE: PRIMER & SERVICE MY TOOL

SELF PROMOTING OF NAME: BMG

RENAMING: ROCK HUDSON NOW KNOWN AS KOJACKOFF
 
 
 

                                                                           R-U, BMG