Pinelake HHH Run# 677
Saturday, Feb. 5th 2:30 pm
Lilburn Middle School
Hares: Wee Lil' Bit & Ultra Pastorized

AFTER TWO WEEKS OF TYPICAL WINTER WEATHER WE WERE BACK IN THE SUN FOR PH3 #677. AT THE START, OUR LIVE HARES INFORMED US OF A DIFFERENT KIND OF CHECK - THE BOOB CHECK - YOU CAN GUESS WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE AND A WHICHY WAY THAT WOULD HAVE THE BRAVER SOULS GOING ON ON THE EAGLE HASH (RED FLOUR) OR THOSE PREFERRING NOT TO GET WET AND AS CUT UP ON ON THE TURKEY TRAIL (BLUE FLOUR) EITHER WAY WE ENDED UP MERGING WITH EACH OTHER FOR MOST OF THE SECOND HALF OF THE HASH. AFTER A 5 MINUTE HEAD START WE LEFT THE LILBURN MIDDLE SCHOOL PARKING LOT HASHING DOWN ROCKBRIDGE ROAD. AFTER A FEW MARKS WE HEADED ON OVER AND IN TO THE WOODS. THIS IS WHERE THE MAJORITY OF THE TRAIL WOULD BE LAID. THE SAID WHICHY WAY WAS QUICK UPON US AND ROGUE ANUS, LEAVE MY ASS ALONE AND MYSELF WERE HAPPY TO FULLFILL THE ROLE OF AN EAGLE AMONG OTHERS. THE TRAIL WAS FILLED WITH LOTS OF BRIARS, LOTS OF DOWN TREES AND THE USUAL CONTAMINATED WATER - VERY SIMILAR TO A SOUTHERN COMFORT HASH. AT THE ON IN WE FOUND OUT THAT THERE HAD BEEN A YBF LAID AT THE START OF THE THIS TRAIL BUT WE NEVER SAW IT! WE SOON FOUND THE MERGE LANE TO REJOIN THE REST OF THE PACK BUT NOT BEFORE WE HAD TO HASH UP A VERY STEEP HILL. AT THIS POINT I COULD HAVE SWORN THAT WE WERE GOING TO BE DFL BECAUSE WE HADN'T HEARD ANY WHISTLES OR CALLS FOR A WHILE. (THIS TURNED OUT TO BE NOT TRUE) AFTER THE MERGE WE RAN THROUGH AND BEHIND SOME APARTMENT COMPLEXES, AROUND A SCHOOL AND BACK IN TO THE WOODS. THE ON IN WAS IN THE CUL - DE - SAC OF A NEW HOUSING DEVELOPMENT.
 
ON OUT
- BMG


Hounds:
DR DOO DOO, SLIPPERY WHEN WET, SHORT STUMP, ROGUE ANUS, KAPTAIN KRASH, UH HUH BABY, BMG,
PETE DEFILIPO, AU WHATA PAIR, CHEETAH, LEAVE MY ASS ALONE, RATS ASS, LIL SISTER, ME SO DUMB,
ED MERADTH & NIPLETS.

Down - downs were given for the following offenses:

MISNOMER: SLIPPERY WHEN WET
NAMING: PV SEMEN AKA PETE
FIRST PINELAKE: LEAVE MY ASS ALONE
TOO LONG OR FOR SELF DABBING: RATS ASS
RUNNING LIKE A GIRL: LIL SISTER
ABUSING TECHNOLOGY AT THE HASH: EZ CHEEKS
FOR WITH HOLDING XRAYS: ME SO DUMB
BECOMING THE THIRD HARE: SHORT STUMP
 
 

                                                                           R-U, BMG