Run #642 - May 15, 1999

Hares: Ultra Pastorized/Little Easy

Venue: Indian Trail & Dickens Road-Lilburn

Hounds: Tailgunner, Afterbirth, Little Pussy, Double Pecker, Dog Shit, Cums Collect, Hog Heaven, Mama&s Hole (aka Anal Fissure),
Rat's Ass, Fergie Dick, Kaptain Krash, Grand Old Pussy, Shiggy Pitts, Jason Kron 1x PH3, Brad Flower 1x PH3, Karisa Davison 1x PH3,
Davin Davison X1

                                    "What They Said" & Why They Drank

                                   Jason Kron - "I liked it. It was good."

                               Rule 6 violation Down-down for first time Pinelaker.

                           Brad Flower - "Be careful crossing over creeks on logs."

                               Rule 6 violation Down-down for first time Pinelaker.

                                   Davin Davison - "I had a good time."

                                 Rule 6 violation Down-down for virgin hasher.

              Karisa Davison - "I don't think I'll be wearing a skirt to work anytime soon."

                               Rule 6 violation Down-down for first time Pinelaker.

                Cums Collect - "Two and a half fucking hours and I never saw any flour or the trail!"

                                    Rule 6 violation Down-down for DFL.

             Hog Heaven - "I thought I was on a Southern Comfort hash in daylight! It was an adventure!"

                                    Rule 6 violation Down-down for DFL.

             Mama's Hole (Anal Fissure) - "It was alright. Hang the hares! Hang 'em high!"

                       Rule 6 violation Down-down for thinking we forgot his original hash name.

                          Grand Old Pussy - "It was tough...I feel like a pin cushion!"

                                  Rule 6 violation Down-down for too long.

                               Fergie Dick - "The Swamp Thing would like it!"

                                  Rule 6 violation Down-down for too long.

                          Kaptain Krash - "My dog would have loved it! Nice briars..."

                                 Rule 6 violation Down-down for new shoes.

                             Shiggy Pitts - "Not enough water or mud or shiggy."

                                  Rule 6 violation Down-down for too long.

                             Rat’s Ass - "I'm a good little doggie."

                          Rule 6 violation Down-down for conducting business at the hash.

                  Dog Shit - "AAAAHHHHHH!!!! The water feels gooOOODDDDD!!!" (very high)

                     Rule 6 violation Down-down for asking who's next for the down-downs.

                       Little Pussy - "How'd I like it? TWO snares AND a DEER!"

                      Rule 6 violation Down-down for three total snares (hares twice, deer once).

                Double Pecker - "It was nice sitting in an air-conditioned car waiting for you bastards!"

                               Rule 6 violation Down-down for phone call at on-in.

  Tailgunner - "It was interesting. I ran all the way to Laurenceville Highway and then to the little Exxon station. I wanted a
                           long run, but I think I got more than I bargained for."

                                  Rule 6 violation Down-down for walkabout.

              Afterbirth - "They found all the good stuff out here! Great lay! Anyone have a Band-Aid?"

     Rule 6 violation Down-down for impersonating joint master, mattress, hash cash, haberdasher and head scribe all at once.